O' Canada

Happy St. Jean to all of you.
In October of 1995 David Letterman presented this:

Top Ten Possible Names For Quebec If It Secedes
10. Le Grand Faux Pas
9. Lorne Greenland
8. Rand McNally's Worst Nightmare
7. Sparky
6. International House of Pancakes
5. The Monkey On Maine's Back
4. Frenchylvania
3. Canada 90210
2. Parlez-Vousland
1. Funkytown