Mmmmmmm Ice Cream

A little old man shuffled... slooooowly into an ice cream parlour, and pulled himself... slooooooowly... painfully... up onto a stool at the counter.


After catching his breath... he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, as she prepared the man's banana split, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," the man replied, "Arthritis."