A Wednesday HaHa

When he forgot his wedding anniversary, a husband was in very big trouble. There were some heated words and ice cold silence.
Before retiring for the night, his wife broke the silence and firmly told him "Tomorrow you better have something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
When the wife looked outside the next morning, she found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday