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Three guys had been at a Christmas party and were in a car wreck on the way home. All three were tragically killed instantly.
At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was in a festive mood. He said to the men, "Instead of the usual questions to get admitted to heaven, all you have to do is show me something that has to do with Christmas and you will be admitted."
The first man dug in his jacket pockets and produced a sprig of mistletoe. St. Peter said that was good enough and admitted him through the gates.
The second man dug through all his pockets and came up with a candy cane, which gained him admittance.
The third man dug and dug and thought and thought and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter said, "I am sorry, but what do these have to do with Christmas?"
"Well", said the third man, "They're Carol's!"
At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was in a festive mood. He said to the men, "Instead of the usual questions to get admitted to heaven, all you have to do is show me something that has to do with Christmas and you will be admitted."
The first man dug in his jacket pockets and produced a sprig of mistletoe. St. Peter said that was good enough and admitted him through the gates.
The second man dug through all his pockets and came up with a candy cane, which gained him admittance.
The third man dug and dug and thought and thought and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter said, "I am sorry, but what do these have to do with Christmas?"
"Well", said the third man, "They're Carol's!"
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