Now That's a Relief

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a pee!"

The teacher replied, "Now Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word to use is ‘urinate.' Please use the word ‘urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny things for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you let me go pee, you'd be a ten!"