New Month ..New Groan

Feeling horrible, an alligator goes to the veterinarian. "What seems to be the problem?" the vet asks.

"I just don't have the drive I used to, Doc," the gator says. "Used to be, I could swim underwater for miles and catch any animal I wanted. Now all I can do is let them swim by."

Concerned, the vet gives him a thorough examination and hands him a few pills.

"What are these?" the gator asks.

"They're pills very similar to Viagra," the vet answers.

"Hold on, I don't have that kind of problem," the alligator protests. "What exactly is wrong with me?"

"Well," the vet says, "you have a reptile dysfunction."