A x Rated Entry

There once was a poetry contest between a wise Yale graduate and a Newfoundlander. The goal of the contest was to write a poem containg the word TIMBUKTU

The Yale grad stepped to the microphone and recited:
SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU".

The crowd was in awe


The Newfie stepped up and recited:


"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT,
MET T'REE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
DEY WAS T'REE, AND WE WAS TWO,
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU!"

You guess who won

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