Obtainable Goals

Having just crossed over the precipice of a New Year, I find myself reflecting on obtainable goals.

Friends have expressed their resolutions for 2007 I am sure that this time in 2008 they will be beating themselves for not having been able to keep the promises they made to themselves. Not having attained their objectives they hang their heads in shame and weep.

That having been said here I list my resolutions, if I am unable to perform there will be no tears.

Here is my list
1) Gain Forty Pounds
2) Shower only ever 3 days
3) Take up smoking
4) Have unprotected sex
5) Go into work late
6) Fast food……..everyday!!!

Ok four outta six

Happy ’07 again,
Keith