Long Time Between Groaners

A little country café was having a promotion by putting little tabs on the coffee cups with a prize named under it.

A woman pulled the tab off of her coffee cup and started shouting, "I WON A MOBILE HOME, I WON A MOBILE HOME!"

A waitress came over to her and said, "Ma'am, you couldn't have won a mobile home."

The woman said, "I DID WIN A MOBILE HOME!"

Finally the owner came over to her and said, "Ma'am, you couldn't have won a mobile home because all of the prizes are food from the café." He then asked her to let him see the tab.

He looked at the tab and said, "Ma'am, it says, 'WIN A BAGEL'."