Pass the Bedpan

A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate

lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he

was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a weak voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

He replied. “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?”

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became agitated, and said loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”