T.G.I. Monday

A man was out on the ocean and caught in a raging storm. His boat was capsized and he was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day while sitting on the beach he saw a speck in the distance.
"Could that be a boat?" he said. As he watched the speck came closer. "No", he said, "maybe it is a raft." The speck came closer and suddenly a gorgeous blonde came out of the water in a wet suit and walked up on shore.
She said, "How long have you been here?" He replied, "Ten years."
She said, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?" He replied, "Ten years."
She unzipped a pocket in her right sleeve and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and handed them to him. He lit up and said, "Oh....this is great!"
Then she said, "How long has it been since you had a drink?" He replied again, "Ten years."
She unzipped a pocket on her left side and pulled out a bottle of whiskey. He took a drink and said, "Oh...wonderful!!"
Then she began to unzip the big zipper down the front of her wet suit and she said,
"How long has it been since you " played around?"
He looked at her wide eyed and exclaimed, "Don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there?"