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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came up on a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Broiled Missionary: $20.00
Fried Explorer: $30.00
Baked Politician: $100.00


The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"