Look Ma no Cavities

An army major was visiting sick soldiers in hospital. "What's your problem soldier?" he asked.

"Chronic syphilis, Sir."

"What treatment are they giving you?"

"Five minutes with a wire brush every day, sir!"

"And what's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, sir!"

The major moved on to the next bed. "And what's your problem, soldier?"

"Chronic diarrhoea, sir!"

"What treatment are they giving you?"

"Five minutes with a wire brush every day, sir!"

"And what's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, sir!"

The major moved to the next bed. "And what's your problem, soldier?"

"Chronic gum disease, sir!"

"What treatment are they giving you?"

"Five minutes with a wire brush every day, sir!"

"And what's your ambition?"

To which the soldier replied, "To get the wire brush before the other two, sir!"