Friday, November 7

What a way to Go


The woman opened her front door to find her husband's boss standing there. He said, "Polly, can I come in? I've got some terrible news, I'm afraid."

"Is it about Jack?" asked Polly.

The boss said, "I'm afraid so. There's been a terrible accident down at the brewery. Jack fell into a vat of beer and drowned."

"Oh no, my poor Jack!" sobbed Polly. "That's terrible. But tell me, did he at least go quickly?"

"I'm afraid not," said the boss. "In fact, he got out three times to have a pee."

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