Thursday, December 4

A Joke for You

Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

"Mommy, Mommy! I was at the playground and Daddy and . . ."

His mother tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy . . ."

At this point, his mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Supposed you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story. He describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, the laying down on the seat, and then he said, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army!"

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