Timber !!!

A puny guy went for a job as a lumberjack, but the head lumberjack told him, "Sorry pal, you're too weak."

"I may look weak," protested the guy, "but I'm not. At least give me a chance to show what I can do."

"OK then, see that giant redwood over there. Let's see you chop it down."

Half an hour later, to the amazement of the head lumberjack, the giant redwood was lying on its side.

"Where did you learn to cut down trees like that?"

"The Sahara Forest," replied the guy.

"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.

"Sure," replied the guy, "if that's what they call it now."