The Number You have Dialed....

Last week I checked into my hotel in Toronto I and was a bit lonely.

I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone
books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found
an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over, in the phone book.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
long graceful legs..... Well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck,
give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says.......... God, she sounded sexy..

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. 'Hi, I hear
you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what
I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that
sound?'


She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'