Where do You Work ?

A major corporation, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy just standing around and leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO told him, "Wait right here." He then walked back to his office, came back in two minutes and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Pizza Hut."

Take That !!

An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the
French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in
his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. Everyone has to show their passports on arrival in France!"
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Normandy Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show
it to."

St. Pats a bit Early

A newcomer to Ireland arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.

He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"

The kid says, "How do I know? I'm only 6."

To Everything There is a Season

I know it’s been a while but I’m going to try & get back to this blogin thing soon. Tomorrow I start a new discipline I was given a blood pressure machine which I have to use daily and record results. I also start a regiment of a drug called Coversly (4mg) to try and regulate some high blood pressure. Next week I have to go for a series of blood test.
I am also going to a surgeon to clear up some of my nero fibrosis growths
Sux to get old huh?

Click Click

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."

He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."