Howdy Neighbor

A man came home with some hot gossip. "Do you know what they're saying?" he told his wife. "They're saying our janitor has slept with every woman in the apartment block except for one!"

The wife said, "That must be that girl from number 36. Nobody likes her."

So That’s Why it’s said you Should Boot your Computer

I was having problems with my computer (quelle surprise) To solve the issue my good friend Adron came over a reformatted my drive, and got me up & running again. Now not everything is as it should be but we’re getting there.
I can’t reinstall MSN properly and another of my chat programs is wonky too. Now Im will to confess that the last two are my fault. That’s why I said we are getting there.
NOW Facebook is a completely different So if you don’t see me on MSN or Facebook at least you have a clue why,

Why I don’t Work in Tech Support !

Those of you, who know me well, know that my computer skills are laughable. When I awoke this morning and opened my screen there is was…..nothing. I had a desk top photo but no icons,

No problem I thought, I pressed the restart button. Then I had to press the restart button. Then I had to press the restart button. Well you get the idea.

After about twenty minutes I got things to work, sorrta,

Gosh I love my computer…………NOT !!!

King, Queen, Jack

Now some of you know that I acquired a PDA (personal digital assistant) this thing helps me keep track of appointments, phone numbers, and it has a “note pad”, that Ill figure out soon. I can down load & update from the net via my PC, that Ill figure out soon.

But I can also play solitaire, I love solitaire, been playing it for decades.

It was Monday I figured out that from a drop down menu in the game there is a hint button, that will give me the move I missed. How cool is that?

Extra Napkins Please

Man landing on the moon, the assignation of JFK, the first Ford on the road, all historic events to be sure. But today is an event that is amazing. Today is the fiftieth anniversary of the invention of poutine.

Now for those of you are unaware as to what poutine is, it is a plate or dish of French fries covered in a thick brown sauce (not that Bar Bq junk) then heaped with melting curd cheese.

Now this dish is not recognized as a suitable meal by Weight Watcher but man or man a poutine with a cold glass of Kik cola will put a smile on your face and a clog in your arteries.

Out side of Quebec I’m not sure if you can buy the real thing but outside of Montreal you can’t get a real smoke meat sandwich either.

The dish is so unique that Microsoft Office doesn’t even recognize it as a word

So order a couple of steamies, and a poutine, just not more then three times a week, four if you don’t tell your doctor

http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/poutine.html

Lest we Forget

Mom

http://www.legacy.com/can-montreal/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=97607342

Don’t Tell Mel !!!

Alert the press……………
Stock up on rations………
Call in the army………….
The reason for this concern and warning is that Toronto has received it’s first significant snow of the season (5cms)
Traffic ground to a halt. Extra road crews were called in. Contemplation of school closure took place. Stores were open extra hours to accommodate the “round the block” people.
So beware if the 401 is in your plans for the next few days.Pack extra clothing, dress in layers,and notify next of kin of your intention to travel.
http://www.cfrb.com/news/565/617698/first+significant+snowfall+near+toronto

The Sixth….The Site

www.aroundtheworldforfree.com

Call my Tailor

Cool, we have a one dollar coin with a loon on it, we call is a loonie.
Our two dollar coin is called a toonie.
Today we heard Canada may get a five dollar coin,
I suggest it’s made from wood, and so ………………………….
We can call it a woodie